not polite

the favor table

for guests with no impulse control

a heavyweight tee in black or white. it is for wedding guests with no impulse control near the favor table. wear it to receptions with small edible gifts. apologize to the couple. keep the favors. the almonds were worth it.

products
garmentcolorpricebuy
heavyweight teeBlack$30coming soon
heavyweight teeWhite$30coming soon
flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line SORRY I ATE THE / WEDDING FAVORS across the chest, Black front view
heavyweight tee · Black · front
flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line SORRY I ATE THE / WEDDING FAVORS across the chest, White front view
heavyweight tee · White · front