not polite

slogan tees for the group chat era

rude little shirts for you and your group chat

one line per shirt on a heavyweight tee in black or white. no shouting, no glitter, no explanation. if you know, it is for you.

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flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line I LOST MY JACKET AGAIN across the chest

I LOST MY JACKET AGAIN · $30 · coming soon

my love language is leaving · sorry i brought the screenshots · sorry i moved the seating cards · sorry i am the group chat leak · i love being the problem · i love my ex from afar · unlovable but on time · one star. it was me · $7.13 till friday · i am a slut for auto-save · I LOST MY JACKET AGAIN · i bring snacks to skip talking · i rehearse leaving early · pride and pregame · i liked my own post twice · i clap when the plane lands · i rage quit the tutorial · five stars. would spoil again · SORRY I ATE THE / WEDDING FAVORS · i applaud when my food arrives · FYI (Forgetting You Instantly) · 0 POINTS SCORED / AND STILL SWEATING ·

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the house rules

  1. 01we print the thing everyone was thinking
  2. 02one line per shirt, nothing else
  3. 03self as the target, never a stranger
  4. 04no shouting at the buyer, ever
  5. 05if it needs explaining, it does not ship

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not polite is a slogan tee label. the first drop is twenty four lines on a heavyweight tee in black or white. pick the line that reads like your group chat and wear it to the moment it describes.

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