not polite

one star

for the closed venue era

a heavyweight tee in black or white. it is for anyone whose dating history reads like a closed venue. wear it out with the friends who witnessed the one star era. no names named. everybody involved already knows. the review stands and so do you.

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flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line one star. it was me across the chest, Black front view
heavyweight tee · Black · front
flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line one star. it was me across the chest, White front view
heavyweight tee · White · front

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