the spoiler

for viewers with no restraint

a heavyweight tee in black or white. it is for viewers who spoil with confidence and rewatch without shame. wear it to watch parties where you already know the ending. five stars. zero restraint. the group chat has been warned twice.

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flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line five stars. would spoil again across the chest, Black front view — heavyweight tee · Black · front

flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line five stars. would spoil again across the chest, White front view — heavyweight tee · White · front

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