chips and silence

Name: i bring snacks to skip talking
Brand: not polite

for contribution without conversation

a heavyweight tee in black or white. it is for introverts who contribute chips and silence. wear it to gatherings where talking is technically optional. you brought snacks. that was the social contract. conversation costs extra. the dip counts as participation.

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flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line i bring snacks to skip talking across the chest, Black front view — heavyweight tee · Black · front

flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line i bring snacks to skip talking across the chest, White front view — heavyweight tee · White · front

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