the planned exit

Name: i rehearse leaving early
Brand: not polite

for exits with choreography

a heavyweight tee in black or white. it is for guests who plan the exit before the entrance. wear it to events with no clean getaway. you rehearsed the goodbye in the mirror. the shirt is the opening act. curtain call is at nine.

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flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line i rehearse leaving early across the chest, Black front view — heavyweight tee · Black · front

flat lay mockup of a heavyweight tee in black and white, front view, with the printed line i rehearse leaving early across the chest, White front view — heavyweight tee · White · front

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